Halloween fericit de la văcuța ta Heifer Vicki!

Moo! It's a Hue Cow Halloween this year. I'm not gonna jump out and say boo. I'm gonna

get on all fours and moo. I want to moo so bad today. I'm feeling so naughty and so

horny. I just need someone to come and make me their cow for Halloween. What

would you do if I came trick-or-treating to your house as a Hue Cow? Would you

milk me? Would you breed me? Would you brand me? Mmm. I've been very naughty